| the life and times of the clerkenwell kid. |
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| three: he wants to go to magic america. |
[02 Jul 2009|01:02am] |
I know we've been keeping in such close touch for the past couple days, but inquiring minds need to know on a more personal note: how's Bolivia treating all of you? Having a lovely time, I trust. Hope the change of locale hasn't affected your social calendars unduly? Because I have a fantastic weekend lined up. Fourth of July barbecue at mine for all the ironic expatriates to sip lemonade and partake of a charbroiled menu, crowned with a karaoke session to end all others. These things take a lot of consideration beforehand -- I'm thinking Fat Bottomed Girls, personally.
Sorry you couldn't come, Gatey. I know how much you like to study us in our native habitats, but duty calls. :'(
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| two: i crack the codes to end the war. |
[16 Jun 2009|02:09am] |
Oh, goody! I love wading through veritable swaths of unverifiable information! Fucking Jesuits and their reducciones, man. Whatever. But please, nobody thank me. I only had to skim through three centuries of unreliable oral history, as told by Brother Pedro & Co via Skype (they haven't gotten the memo RE: Facebook chat yet, I guess). And you'd think the 40+ ethnic groups of Chiquitania had never heard of fact-checking their citations.
Anyways, doing pretty good on prelims and they should be completed tomorrow despite how straight up retarded some of these sources are. - For those of you good enough to join us here in London, I can debrief you myself, take any questions, pass out dossiers and the works. People actually working on the Bolivian Jesuit mission clusterfuck, I need you @ 1800 hrs. in the usual wing of the Covent Garden branch.
- Assholes in NYC: webcam CliffNotes version should be in your inboxes sometime Wednesday, along with the usual PDFs and shit. Questions will have to be directed to my email, sorry.
Questions? Comments? Concerns? It'll have to wait until I'm finished A) covering the pre-expulsion Jesuit correspondences with a fine-toothed comb and B) hacking into the Neopets game server.
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| one: my angel is a centerfold. |
[10 Jun 2009|09:59pm] |
So out of morbid curiosity, I took the liberty of picking up one of those lovely propaganda pamphlets that our resident Jackass features in, and you wouldn't believe the centerfolds. Bikinis of Romania, indeed.

That's eastern European beauty for you.
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